There aren't a whole lot of things in this world that make me sick. OK. There are.
There aren't a whole lot of things in this world that make me REALLY REALLY SICK! OK. There are.
There aren't a whole lot of things in this world that make me want to pull out my pubic hair one by one while blowing a sailor about to leave for Iraq. There is only one. Fucking huge fucking churches! While riding around with a friend today, I think I saw maybe 6 or 7 MEGA-CHURCHES. These are churches so big, they make malls look tiny. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Do they seriously think this is what god wants? Yes. Yes they do. They believe, instead of spending the millions of dollars it costs to build these monstrosities on helping people(homeless, poor, sick, whatever) it should be spent building these monuments to fairy tales that do nothing but separate us and make us miserable.
If you belong to one of these churches, please kill yourself. If you don't, please, for the love of god, allah, jehovah or whoever the shit it is you do or do not believe and or pray to, help me. Help me by burning down these eye sores. All it takes is a can of gas and some matches. Who's with me??
Anybody?
If you don't have any gas or maybe you just ran fresh out of matches, there is a very small thing you can do instead. Wait outside one of these churches until someone exits. Then. Punch them in the genitals. If we cant burn down these bitches, then maybe we can at least stop them from having more mindless automatons.
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Can't say who the friend was prick? Jesus, they were huge... (vomit)
I feel you on this one. I pass one every day on the way to work that has a huge flashing billboard out front, like the ones they have in front of a huge car dealership or casino. It makes me want to toss a grenade through the stained glass window.
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