Thursday, December 14, 2006

Day 11: The Republican Conspiracy And Why A Woman Or A Black Man Won't Win The White House


I read an interesting article this morning about how the Democrats may lose control of the senate. If Sen. Tim Johnson of South Dakota becomes dead or is incapacitated for the long haul it will most likely mean the end of the Democratically controlled Senate. If he bites it then the Governor of his home state gets to pick his replacement. Guess what. Gov. Mike Rounds is a Republican (Excuse me while I vomit). The chances of him picking a Democrat are about as good as this guy passing a High School Equivalency exam.

Here is what I think: Conspiracy!

It's obvious the republicans refuse to accept a Congress that is completely controlled by the Dems.

It's obvious they had to do something about it.

It's obvious they tampered with Mr. Johnson's brain.

Damn Republicans. Will they do nothing to stop at their total conquest of the universe? No.

This is also the reason why Sen.'s Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama (the two front runners for the Democratic nomination for President) will not be living there in 2009. The Republicans could run Rick Santorum with David Duke as Vice President and they would still win.

Like that guy used to say in those suit ads "I guarantee it".

I know the picture at the top has nothing to do with this blog. It just makes me giggle like a little girl.

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