The last time I blogged it was exactly one month till I turned 27. Now it's 9 days. Also, other than whining about how old the earth spinning around the sun has made me, you didn't learn one damn thing. I promise, this time you will.
- Transformers is one of the greatest movies ever made. Sure it was a bit cheesy. Sure it had some gay ass love story. I'm glad there were some faults with it. If it didn't have any I'm pretty sure my head would have exploded into a shitstorm of flesh and hair and bone. And confetti. (I think we all know confetti comes out when your head explodes don't we)
- Today there are a couple of celebrity birthdays. One is our fearless leader in Washington, George Walker Bush. The other, the Dali Lama. I'm not sure of the spelling on that and frankly I don't give a shit. Get over it.
- Time Warner Cable are a bunch of dickheads. I hope they get mugged. Then raped. Then shat on.
I guess that's all for now. I'm not feeling particularly funny right now. In fact, I think I may go kick over a hobo's shopping cart. Fucking hobos.
3 comments:
it's kind of a late reply to your last comment, but jared told me the one rule of the house is that i am not to date a republican. it's hard to know, if that doesn't come up in conversation though, ya know? we should make them carry signs so that they are easier to identify. signs that say "i'm a bigoted homophobic bible-thumpin' piece of crap, ya'll." like these people. http://www.baptistwatch.org/pics/protest.jpg
oh and also, will there be a celebratory soiree in honor of your loss of youth? let me know
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