So. My friend Jay has caught the musical bug. Actually he's had it for quite some time. I'm just a bit slow and only recently noticed that he can "play" various musical instruments.
His current project is called Heir to Madness. It's this kinda soft, kinda hard, kinda musical thing. It's quite impressive.
I'm writing a blog about it because I care. I tell you it has nothing to do with the fact that he is paying me $0.13 for every kind word that I type. Nothing.
Basically, I want everyone who reads this to go and pre-order his album "The Citadel".
I know that's only 3 people (including Jay).
If you like his music please tell your mother. If she is dead (like mine) then I don't advise telling her. She wont be interested. Dead people only listen to top 40 radio. It's science.
Honestly, he's kind of a prick. So if you don't want to buy it that's fine as well. I hope this whole "musician" phase passes soon and he gets a real job. He has to learn sooner or later, people don't get to live out their dreams. We only get to look back at them when we are 50 and realize how pathetic we have become. Then we reach for the gun with reckless abandon and end our fucking useless, miserable, wasted lives.
I hate him. He rapes babies. I don't know if I ever told y'all that. True story. Don't worry, they are already dead. They don't feel anything.
Oh muffins! I think I may have gotten off subject there for a sec. Back to the pre-order thingy.
Here is a banner. If you think it is pretty please copy and paste it into any website you may have access to. I love you. Jay loves you. Jesus doesn't.
1 comment:
i didn't read this post - only the title (i will, just give me a minute), but i just want to say that you might want to check the copyright on it. i'm 32% sure it's the title of a sufjan stevens song. ZING! no one gets my "humor."
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