My Internet was fixed last night. I can't wait to get home to play with it.
Does it really matter what I'm going to do? No.
I may just look up Bible quotations all night. Or perhaps I'll go to Amazon and listen to 30 second clips of song I already own. Maybe I'll use GoogleEarth to finally find out where this so called "Iraq" is. Maybe I'll use Wikipedia to read all about the rich cultural history of Minnesota (Does it really have 10,000 lakes? Ask me tomorrow.)
Maybe I'll sign on and then off again of Yahoo messenger just so I can see that, yes, my Internet truly does still work.
Any of these things would be a complete waste of my valuable, precious, gorgeous time. This doesn't matter. I'm gonna do them.
Because I can.
So eff off.
2 comments:
I'm from Minnesota. It actually has more than 10,000 lakes. How is that for a mindfuck?
What a bunch of liars.
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