Tuesday, July 24, 2007

REMINDER: Things Not To Do!


#1 No matter what the masticating masses say, don't let this baby raping demon from the depths of hell, posing as a human, spew his crazy-making-Satan-summoning gibberish within my "listening area".


Sure, I've never actually heard this album.

However, I don't need to shove my cranium up a cows vagina to know it's dark.

Seriously. Big Dog Daddy. Why don't you just cut off my fucking head or poison a plate of tacos, bring them to my home, leave them on my doorstep, then dock and run? Why do you have to keep doing this to us Mr. Keith?

2 comments:

blythe said...

whoa. you are an anger ball.

toby keith lives in my town sometimes.

Lloyd the Riddle said...

Lets commit ritualistic suicide!!!!