My life contains almost no drama.
I have realized that most good comedy comes from drama of some sort. "Guess what this douchbag did today" or "My girlfriends friends are such bitches" or some other such mundane crap are just not feelings that I feel. Call me heartless. Call me a robot. Fuck that! I hate fucking robots! Don't call me a fucking robot.
Yeah, I get pretty angry about the world and sometimes when I notice someone doing something insane it makes me want to smack them in the mouth but I have a hard time turning those priceless comedy fertile moments into actual giggles.
Wait.
Maybe it is just because I'm not funny. Maybe.
On a totally different note, Tuesday was Pakistan's 60th birthday. I made them a card. It took me several sweaty minutes to slap this together. Is there anything better in the world than a homespun birthday card? Yes.
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so, my job. the company i work for is called e-rewards, it's an online opinion panel. market research via email, basically. we have a panel of something like 4 million people and send out invitations to them to participate in surveys. and then our members can't figure out how to work their computer, so they send us an email and we (my dept, member services) have to step by step, explain to them the intricacies of the intraweb. and the intricacies of how to wipe thier asses, because people are STUPID.
Oh my Jesus you made a country a birthday card. Genius. Pure and simple.
I found you from JV's comment section. I'm enjoying reading you so I figured I'd say hi.
Hi!
Have a good one. :)
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