My friend Dave and his fiance Kate are getting married on Saturday and I'm going to be there. Right there. In front of them. In front of everyone. In a suit. Holding some marriage type words in my hand. Speaking about love and friendship. Asking for our lord and saviour Jesus McChrist to bless their holy union. Then. Afterwards. I will be signing a document. This document will more or less bind these two together legally. My name will be on that document. Forever. I feel so important right now.
Why do I feel like it's my first stand-up gig? Only I don't think I'll be making them laugh. I'll be making them cry.
Saturday. Be there or be square. My first marriage. Their first marriage.
Whoopee!
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that's so cool! did she move here a while ago or has she been in canada until now? i kinda met her at casey's going away thing and i watched egg try to speak to her in french. poor girl. i should have done something but i was too entertained by the disgusted look of WTF on her face...
.... OR we could tell them to tell him that HE doesn't speak french. that could be fun. haha.
Sounds like it will be quite a unique ceremony with the Homeless Blogger officiating.
Alas, Layne is not my last name, it's my middle, but one day when I am a rich and famous writer (cough, cough), the world will believe it is. :) I always thought it was an exceptionally cool name myself.
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